Men's Sizes
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We currently print designs on one of four different men's shirt styles. They range from heavyweight to ultra soft.
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Fashion Fit Tee
Ultra-lightweight 100% ultra-soft cotton. 3XL, 4XL may be heavier and not fashion fit.
| our size | chest size | body length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | small | = | 34-36 | 27 |
| M | medium | = | 38-40 | 28 |
| L | large | = | 42-44 | 29 |
| XL | extra large | = | 46-48 | 31 |
| XXL | double extra large | = | 50-52 | 32 |
| 3XL | triple extra large | = | 54-56 | 32 |
| 4XL | quadruple extra large | = | 58-60 | 34.5 |
This shirt is our most popular. It is a really comfortable fit, contoured to your body. Mainly, it just feels
really great. The following designs are printed on this shirt:
- I Have Assburgers
- I'm Pro Joyce
- 1up Yours
- Winsiana!!
- Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
- I Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Ecstasy
- Mii So Horny
- Horrible Logo
- Ask Me About My Narcissism
- The Truthiness About Smoking
- Call a spade a spade?
- Two Dads Are Better Than None
- OBC: Obama Broadcasting Company
- hookers.cra-gslist.org
- We Can Make Babies!
- I'm with /dev/null
- Everybody can read minds except you!
- Food: The Poop Of The Future!
- Good Actors Get The Clap
- Go Folk Yourself
- Incontinental
- I Love München German Girls
- Obamunism
- Pedro's Donkey Rentals: Pick Your Own Ass.
Hooded Sweatshirt
80% cotton, 20% polyester with rib knit cuffs and collar. Front pouch.
| our size | chest size | body length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | small | = | 20 | 27 |
| M | medium | = | 22 | 28 |
| L | large | = | 24 | 29 |
| XL | extra large | = | 26 | 30 |
| XXL | double extra large | = | 28 | 31 |
Our hoodies are nice and warm, made from 80% cotton and 20% polyester. The cuffs and hem fit snug to keep the heat in.
Front hand-warming pouch is a must-have in the winter. Hood ties with two drawstrings.
Women's Sizes
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All of our women's shirts are sized the same.
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| our size | fits sizes | chest size | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | small | = | 0-4 | 31-33 |
| M | medium | = | 4-8 | 34-36 |
| L | large | = | 8-10 | 37-39 |
| XL | extra large | = | 10-12 | 39-41 |
| XXL | double extra large | = | 12-14 | 41-43 |
Contoured Crew Neck Tee
Lightweight 100% super-soft pre-shrunk cotton
This is our most popular women's shirt. It is very comfortable and soft. It is contoured for your body and has a crew neck.
The following shirts are available in this style:
Crew Neck Jersey Tee
Ultra-lightweight 100% cotton super soft baby jersey knit
This is one of our softest women's shirts. It is ultra lightweight and 100% cotton. It is a crew neck jersey tee. The following shirts are available in this style:
- I Have Assburgers
- I'm Pro Joyce
- I Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Ecstasy
- 1up Yours
- Pedro's Donkey Rentals: Pick Your Own Ass.
- I Think I Can
- Winsiana!!
- I'm Easy But Not Diseasy!
- Ask Me About My Narcissism
- Chicks dig tiger's wood
- Awkward Turtle
- Obamunism
- Two Moms Are Better Than None
- Two Dads Are Better Than None
- OBC: Obama Broadcasting Company
- hookers.cra-gslist.org
- We Can Make Babies!
- I'm with /dev/null
- I Love München German Girls
- Viet Nom Nom Nom
All T-Shirts
1up Yours | Abbreviations Are Stup. | Ask Me About My Narcissism | Awkward Turtle | Call a spade a spade? | Chicks dig tiger's wood | Everybody Can Read Minds Except You | Food: The Poop Of The Future | Go Folk Yourself | Good Actors Get The Clap | hookers.cra-gslist.org | Horrible Logo | Hugo | I Have Assburgers | I Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Ecstasy | I Love München German Girls | I Think I Can | I'm Easy But Not Diseasy! | I'm Pro Joyce | I'm with /dev/null | I'm with /dev/null (Hoodie) | Incontinental | Mii So Horny | Obamunism (Hoodie) | Obamunism | OBC: Obama Broadcasting Company | Pedro's Donkey Rentals: Pick Your Own Ass | Purity Ring Shocker | The Truthiness About Smoking | Two Dads Are Better Than None | Two Moms Are Better Than None | Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man | We Can Make Babies! |
PLEASE NOTE: We try to make our shirt images match as closely as possible to our actual
printed shirts by using the manufacturers' color codes, but due to differences in colors
displayed from monitor to monitor, the colors you see on the website may not exactly match
the color of your shirt. In addition, in many cases we have enlarged the artwork on the website
in relation to the shirt on which it is displayed. Actual proportions may vary. Regardless, if for any reason you
are unsatisfied with your shirt, please return it.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.