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Washington is named after our first president. Columbus is named after the first light-skinned guy to "discover" America. And Orlando is Seminole for "default vacation destination when you can't think of anywhere else to go." (Interesting bit of trivia: in that context it was also used by the Seminoles to refer to a loose woman. It all started with a chick named "Spread Eagle." Long story.) I think Wichita means, "I'm stuck in Kansas but not sure where."

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