Infinite Pastabilities

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Lightweight T-Shirt

. Lightweight 100% cotton with seamless rib collar


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Infinite Pastabilities

You get one life (that you are aware of.) Make sure you seize the hell out of each day as if it were your last because it just might be (in that body.) Explore the boundless pleasures of hedonism. Think of no one but yourself. If you do only have one life, you'll want to make the most of it, and if you end up having more beyond that, chances are you'll never know! It's a win-win situation. The pastabilities are endless!

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Men's Sizing

our size chest size body length
S small = 34-36 28
M medium = 38-40 29
L large = 40-44 30
XL extra large = 46-48 31
XXL double extra large = 50-52 32
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