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Fashion Fit Tee

. Ultra-lightweight 100% ultra-soft cotton. 3XL, 4XL may be heavier and not fashion fit.

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Contoured Crew Neck Tee

. Lightweight 100% super-soft pre-shrunk cotton

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War! War! War! Life is just one big game of Risk. We need to spread the American way like a virus. If you don't like it, ask my nukes if you like it! Democracy is the ONLY true religion...or...form of government. Whatever. Convert, or be destroyed! We're coming to get you, rest of the world!

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Men's Sizing

our size			chest size	body length
S	small	=	34-36	27
M	medium	=	38-40	28
L	large	=	42-44	29
XL	extra large	=	46-48	31
XXL	double extra large	=	50-52	32
3XL	triple extra large	=	54-56	32
4XL	quadruple extra large	=	58-60	34.5

Women's Sizing

our size			fits sizes	chest size
S	small	=	0-4	31-33
M	medium	=	4-8	34-36
L	large	=	8-10	37-39
XL	extra large	=	10-12	39-41
XXL	double extra large	=	12-14	41-43

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