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Regularly priced shirts from $15
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Regularly priced shirts from $15
Clearance shirts from $7
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Women's Sizing
| our size | fits sizes | chest size | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | small | = | 0-4 | 31-33 |
| M | medium | = | 4-8 | 34-36 |
| L | large | = | 8-10 | 37-39 |
| XL | extra large | = | 10-12 | 39-41 |
| XXL | double extra large | = | 12-14 | 41-43 |
Men's Sizing
| our size | chest size | body length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | small | = | 34-36 | 27 |
| M | medium | = | 38-40 | 28 |
| L | large | = | 42-44 | 29 |
| XL | extra large | = | 46-48 | 31 |
| XXL | double extra large | = | 50-52 | 32 |
| 3XL | triple extra large | = | 54-56 | 32 |
| 4XL | quadruple extra large | = | 58-60 | 34.5 |
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PLEASE NOTE: We try to make our shirt images match as closely as possible to our actual
printed shirts by using the manufacturers' color codes, but due to differences in colors
displayed from monitor to monitor, the colors you see on the website may not exactly match
the color of your shirt. In addition, in many cases we have enlarged the artwork on the website
in relation to the shirt on which it is displayed. Actual proportions may vary. Regardless, if for any reason you
are unsatisfied with your shirt, please return it.
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