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I'm Asian. So I Can Kick Your Ass! (Premium Shirt)

American Apparel


American Apparel Unisex Jersey.

100% Fine Jersey ultra-soft cotton. Fitted for style.

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Get it right. Soups and rugs are "oriental." People are ASIAN! That might as well be full-blown ninja to you. You don't even know. In fact, I'm the world's best ninja because I hide in plain sight. I can even wear this shirt right in front of you and you STILL wouldn't understand the pain I was about to unleash on you!

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I'm Asian. So I Can Kick Your Ass! Classic Shirt - $3.00
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American Apparel Unisex Sizing

our size chest (in.) waist (in.)
XS extra small = 30-32 28-30
S small = 34-36 30-32
M medium = 38-40 32-33
L large = 42-44 33-34
XL extra large = 46-48 36-38
XXL double extra large = 48-50 40-42
3XL triple extra large = 50-52 44-48
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