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Food: The Poop of the Future!

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Fashion Fit Tee.

Ultra-lightweight 100% ultra-soft cotton. 3XL, 4XL may be heavier and not fashion fit.

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Contoured Crew Neck Tee.

Lightweight 100% super-soft pre-shrunk cotton

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It's true! And it's here today! It's 2008, and though we don't yet have flying cars, we DO have "poop of the future!" Who would have thought we would have gotten this far so quickly. First Dippin' Dots, now this. Although, I bet if we hadn't had the Dark Ages holding us back for so long, we could have achieved this around the same time as the steam engine.
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Women's Sizing

our size fits sizes chest size
S small = 0-4 31-33
M medium = 4-8 34-36
L large = 8-10 37-39
XL extra large = 10-12 39-41
XXL double extra large = 12-14 41-43

Men's Sizing

our size chest size body length
S small = 34-36 27
M medium = 38-40 28
L large = 42-44 29
XL extra large = 46-48 31
XXL double extra large = 50-52 32
3XL triple extra large = 54-56 32
4XL quadruple extra large = 58-60 34.5
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