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Everybody Can Read Minds Except You!

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Fashion Fit Tee.

Ultra-lightweight 100% ultra-soft cotton. 3XL, 4XL may be heavier and not fashion fit.

Female


Contoured Crew Neck Tee.

Lightweight 100% super-soft pre-shrunk cotton

Sizes run small!
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If you've ever wondered if people could hear your thoughts but despite your best efforts (i.e. the hardest rubbing of your temples) you were unable to hear theirs, chances are you're thinking some pretty guilty thoughts. However, that doesn't defeat the fact that your conspiracy theory is absolutely true. And, if that wasn't enough to feed your paranoid delusion, you should know that everyone also has x-ray vision except you.
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Women's Sizing

our size fits sizes chest size
S small = 0-4 31-33
M medium = 4-8 34-36
L large = 8-10 37-39
XL extra large = 10-12 39-41
XXL double extra large = 12-14 41-43

Men's Sizing

our size chest size body length
S small = 34-36 27
M medium = 38-40 28
L large = 42-44 29
XL extra large = 46-48 31
XXL double extra large = 50-52 32
3XL triple extra large = 54-56 32
4XL quadruple extra large = 58-60 34.5
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