Awkward Turtle

Male

Fashion Fit Tee

. Soft 100% pre-shrunk cotton. 3XL, 4XL may be heavier and not fashion fit.

Female

Crew Neck Jersey Tee

. Ultra-lightweight 100% cotton super soft baby jersey knit

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It happens all the time. A bunch of people are having a pleasant conversation when someone says something completely out of line, so much so that all conversation dies, and an uncomfortable silence falls over the crowd. These moments are reserved for the "awkward turtle." You put one hand on top of the other with your palms down and wiggle your thumbs. OR, you can just point at your shirt.

AwkwardTurtle.me: Embarass yourself. Win stuff.

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Men's Sizing

our size			chest size	body length
S	small	=	34-36	27
M	medium	=	38-40	28
L	large	=	42-44	29
XL	extra large	=	46-48	31
XXL	double extra large	=	50-52	32
3XL	triple extra large	=	54-56	32
4XL	quadruple extra large	=	58-60	34.5

Women's Sizing

our size			fits sizes	chest size
S	small	=	0-4	31-33
M	medium	=	4-8	34-36
L	large	=	8-10	37-39
XL	extra large	=	10-12	39-41
XXL	double extra large	=	12-14	41-43

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