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Awkward Turtle

American Apparel


American Apparel Unisex Jersey.

100% Fine Jersey ultra-soft cotton. Fitted for style.

Sizes run small!
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It happens all the time. A bunch of people are having a pleasant conversation when someone says something completely out of line, so much so that all conversation dies, and an uncomfortable silence falls over the crowd. These moments are reserved for the "awkward turtle." You put one hand on top of the other with your palms down and wiggle your thumbs. OR, you can just point at your shirt. Win stuff at AwkwardTurtle.com!
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American Apparel Unisex Sizing

our size chest (in.) waist (in.)
XS extra small = 30-32 28-30
S small = 34-36 30-32
M medium = 38-40 32-33
L large = 42-44 33-34
XL extra large = 46-48 36-38
XXL double extra large = 48-50 40-42
3XL triple extra large = 50-52 44-48
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