Affiliate Program
Get paid to sell shirts for us! We pay out 15% on every sale you send our way. We know a lot of you have been sending friends
to Conch Tees anyway, so we figured we might as well reward you for it. You will be sent an email for each sale originating from your website.
Each month's earnings will be paid via PayPal within 15 days of month end. Our affiliate program is managed through e-junkie,
a third-party provider. Signup or log in using the link below.
Login to our Affiliate Program!
Suggestions on Referring Customers
- Use your referral link in your signature when you post on relevant forums (where permitted.)
- Litter your social networking profiles with links to shirts you think your friends will like.
- Create your own quick storefront using your referral links to our shirts.
- Blog blog blog about our shirts and include your referral links.
- Do NOT spam.
- NEVER spam.
- If we find out you are spamming, we will terminate your junk. Seriously though, we pride ourselves on running a clean, professional shop here, and we don't want anyone spamming in our name. If you ever have to stop and ask yourself, "Would *I* want someone doing this to me?" then you're probably about to do something wrong. We can all succeed together with honest and professional business practices. It's just not worth it otherwise. This is for realz. We're super serial about this.
All T-Shirts
1up Yours | Abbreviations Are Stup. | Ask Me About My Narcissism | Awkward Turtle | Call a spade a spade? | Chicks dig tiger's wood | Everybody Can Read Minds Except You | Food: The Poop Of The Future | Go Folk Yourself | Good Actors Get The Clap | hookers.cra-gslist.org | Horrible Logo | Hugo | I Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Ecstasy | I Love München German Girls | I Think I Can | I'm Easy But Not Diseasy! | I'm Pro Joyce | I'm with /dev/null | I'm with /dev/null (Hoodie) | Incontinental | Mii So Horny | Obamunism (Hoodie) | Obamunism | OBC: Obama Broadcasting Company | Pedro's Donkey Rentals: Pick Your Own Ass | Purity Ring Shocker | The Truthiness About Smoking | Two Dads Are Better Than None | Two Moms Are Better Than None | Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man | We Can Make Babies! |
PLEASE NOTE: We try to make our shirt images match as closely as possible to our actual
printed shirts by using the manufacturers' color codes, but due to differences in colors
displayed from monitor to monitor, the colors you see on the website may not exactly match
the color of your shirt. In addition, in many cases we have enlarged the artwork on the website
in relation to the shirt on which it is displayed. Actual proportions may vary. Regardless, if for any reason you
are unsatisfied with your shirt, please return it.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact us.